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Lil Windex Might Have 99 Problems, BCH Ain’t One

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Lil Windex Might Have 99 Problems, BCH Ain’t One
Lil windex might have 99 problems, bch ain’t one

Cryptocurrency continues its worming into broader culture, and now it’s the turn of bitcoin Cash (BCH). This week, rapper Lil Windex dropped a narrative-driven video, bitcoin Ca$h, surprising his giant fan base with a new tune to potentially get booties shaking and more people woke to decentralized currency. News.bitcoin.com caught up with the artist hours after his song’s official release, hoping to find out more about motives behind the single one popular website termed “ridiculously great”.

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Lil Windex Promotes bitcoin Ca$h in Latest Single

Online tastemaker Mashable deemed the cut “glorious”. By contrast, humorless snobs owned by media conglomerate Univision Communications Inc., Gizmodo, seemed incredibly put-upon by bitcoin Ca$h, the latest single from Canadian rap upstart Lil Windex. “We’re all the poorer for it,” the headline signaled. Frumpy American progressive online magazine Slate (it too is owned by a conglomerate, Graham Holdings Company) was slightly more encouraging, referring to the song as “ambitious”.

Lil windex might have 99 problems, bch ain’t onebitcoin.com Wallet, which recently reached 2 million downloads, is featured.

Perhaps giant corporate media is incapable of looking upon cryptocurrency generally as much more than a curiosity, and Lil Windex’ outrageous presentation combined with his recent advocacy just plain confuses them. News.bitcoin.com asked the rapper about the video’s narrative, which shows him go from broke to baller as a result of being schooled on the many advantages of bitcoin cash. How much of that is biographical versus just a story device?

“A little bit of both,” Lil Windex offered, “I’m vested in BCH, I’ve made some money, but being that it’s way newer than bitcoin and hasn’t seen the same gains, I haven’t made a billion or anything. I’m prophesying (see I know big words) my hopes for what the currency might do for my life down the road. If it goes to the moon, who knows, maybe I can be a cool rich guy with a mansion and a lambo like all those other crypto millionaires .. hit up yacht clubs n shit .. talk about biscuits or whatever they talk about.”Lil windex might have 99 problems, bch ain’t one

He hails from Canada, British Columbia (BC) in particular. According to various speculative reports, BC has a very active underground hip hop scene, of which Dylan Godfrey, initially known as DTG and now Lil Windex, was a tangential part. His previous comedic stylings got him noticed, and when the time came to satirize the current state of rap, it appears he could not resist. His first couple of videos rated in the millions of views, complete with haters out in droves but also many more admirers. News.bitcoin.com asked him if it is all just a goof, a kind of joke the audience enjoys playing along with.

He shot back, “This is my full time job. What do you think I’m some sort of clown? I rap and I sell records. There’s a lot of whack music out there, so I’m cleaning up the rap game. People can think whatever they want, I dont give a shit man. I literally don’t even read comments anymore, if you don’t like me its all gravy! 😂 . RIKIKI! (Btw you probably shouldn’t toss the “goof” word out there like that).” Noted.

Lil windex might have 99 problems, bch ain’t oneBCH community is known for its generosity, and quite a few isolated LW’s bitcoin cash QR wallet address and donated some satoshis in thanks.
bitcoin Core Is Going Against Satoshi’s Original Vision

News.bitcoin.com also asked if there’s a danger in mixing satire with education, that maybe people might think he’s making fun of crypto, not taking it seriously. “It is what it is, I’m not a role model, everyone will interpret the video differently,” he explained. “I did this for fun. I think crypto is dope, I fuck with it, and use it myself, and I thought it would be fun to make a video to help bring more mainstream awareness to blockchain technology … and do it in a way nobody else has … ya diiiiiig? RIKIKI.”

His mentor in the video uses a bitcoin.com Wallet, which recently surpassed two million downloads, to demonstrate the power of bitcoin cash. From there, the two discuss quite explicitly how crypto is mined and used. In the next scenes, the rapper as protagonist sees a considerable increase in his lifestyle, which includes the requisite firearms, jewelry, and lovely ladies.

Lil windex might have 99 problems, bch ain’t one

What might be the most striking aspect of his song, and could stir even wider controversy in the ecosystem, is his end rant about bitcoin Core, specifically those who make up the developers and current minders of the project. News.bitcoin.com asked him about the ongoing debate between bitcoin core and bitcoin cash, and how much he knows about it.

“I know enough. I don’t like anyone sticking their hands in my pockets, which is why I believe in crypto,” he insisted. “Fuck the government and all that. I think it could be a huge benefit to the world, and from my understanding, bitcoin core is basically going against Satoshi’s original vision. I believe in decentralization (another big word), low fees, and fast transactions. I’m not an expert, but from what I’ve read, bitcoin core is backed by special interests and haven’t listened to desires of the crypto community. That’s whacksauce, so fuck’em. The market will choose the better product, and I think that’s BCH; all and all though, whatever happens, I’m not too worried. I’ll still be doing my thing; who knows what the future will behold.  Always have a backup. BRIKIIIIKIIKI *and other random bird noises*.”

Do you think crypto making it into rap is a positive development? Let us know in the comments below.

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Alex Tapscott, CEO of NextBlock Global, a venture capital company investing in blockchain technologies, announced in a press release yesterday that he is canceling their plans to go public through a reverse takeover (RTO) of Nobelium Tech Corp., a company listed on the Toronto Stock Exchange (TSX).

Tapscott said the young company had “stumbled” in falsely listing some crypto and blockchain experts as members of the firm’s advisory board. He is currently talking to NextBlock investors to work out how to return their original investments and to “rebuild the trust of those [they] have disappointed.”

NextBlock Global raised $20 million in their initial oversubscribed fundraising in July 2017 and had hoped to raise $100 million in the public offering. They planned to invest in digital currencies, blockchain hosting platforms and blockchain-based applications.

CIBC and investment bank Canaccord Genuity (a former employer of Tapscott’s) were underwriters on the deal, but CIBC pulled its support from the young venture capital firm amid the allegations.

According to BNN, clients of CIBC received an email saying, “CIBC has withdrawn as an agent from the NextBlock Global Limited private placement.” CIBC was not available for comment.

Sources have told BNN that Canaccord Genuity remained in the deal.

An article in Forbes last week detailed complaints from Kathryn Haun, Vinny Lingham, Dmitry Buterin and Karen Gifford that Tapscott had circulated an investor deck that incorrectly listed them as members of the NextBlock advisory board.

Dmitry Buterin, co-founder of Blockgeeks and father of Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin, was included in at least one draft of the investor deck. He told bitcoin Magazine in a recent interview what had happened. He recounted:

“It’s pretty simple. Alex asked me to be an advisor, I declined. Then I got a deck forwarded to me which listed me as an advisor. It was forwarded to me by investors who received it from Alex.”

Buterin said he had met with Tapscott to let him know he wouldn’t be on the advisory board:

“We had a meeting and I was not convinced that they have the right resources to pull this off.”

When Is an Advisory Board Not an Advisory Board?

A thread on Twitter about NextBlock recently included some comments about how advisory boards have become routine and are often used as window dressing for making ICO pitches and, therefore, they aren’t really “advising” as such.

One user commented that likely only 50 to 60 percent of advisory boards are legitimate anymore, and put the NextBlock situation in a different light, implying that it’s become common practice to dress up a proposal with photos of known experts.

Amber D. Scott, CEO of Outlier Solutions, told bitcoin Magazine that she gets several requests a week to sit on ICO advisory boards. Scott explained that the conversation often goes like this:

ICO rep: “We saw you speak at an event and would love to add you as an advisor.”

Scott: “I’ve looked at your website/white paper and I’m not sure where you need compliance advice. Could you please elaborate on that?”


ICO rep: “You don’t actually have to do anything. We’ll just put your picture and bio on the website. You have a great name in the community.”


Andreas Antonopoulos, well-known author of “Mastering bitcoin,” says on his website that he does not accept invitations to sit on advisory boards and that he will not discuss projects publicly if he does work as an advisor.


Vitalik Buterin has also had to make it clear several times on Twitter that he is not an advisor for a number of firms that have touted his advice.


What could have been a major scandal for both the Tapscotts (father Don and son Alex) has been averted by this move, but how much long-term damage both NextBlock and the Blockchain Research Institute will sustain to their reputation remains to be seen.


The father-son Tapscott team co-founded the Toronto-based think tank Blockchain Research Institute, and co-authored the book “Blockchain Revolution: How the Technology Behind bitcoin Is Changing Money, Business and the World,” which has been translated into more than 20 languages.

The Blockchain Research Institute is holding a Members Summit this week in Toronto. Members of the think tank include CIBC, Microsoft, IBM, Fujitsu, Accenture, Tencent, Bell, Nasdaq, FedEx, Interac and the Governments of Canada and Ontario.

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