Next time you see this distinguished fellow of FUD University thank him for taking a giant crap on your bitcoin investment.

The Satoshi, bitcoin’s smallest unit, represents 0.00000001 BTC. Named after bitcoin’s mysterious creator, Satoshi Nakamoto, it honors their impact on cryptocurrency’s history and precision in digital transactions.

Government doesn’t like it, but they have no power over the bitcoin protocol. They can enact barriers at on-ramps and off-ramps, but can’t control bitcoin itself.