FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Dagobah, Sluis sector
Yoda known throughout the Universe for his heroic wisdom, mastery of the Force and uber skills in lightsaber combat has now decided to reward his loyal Jedi Knights by paying them directly in bitcoin. Yoda has dutifully served as a member of the Jedi High Council of the Galactic Republic and as Grand Master of the Jedi Order but considers paying his Jedi Knights in bitcoin his greatest achievement. Reached at his Dagobah hideout, Yoda remarked that he had recently ordered a pizza with bitcoin and found it to be infinitely easier than paying with Galactic Credit Standard, Druggats, Peggat, or Trugut. Yoda also suggested for more information on Jedi Knights being paid in bitcoin to visit Wookieepedia.
http://ohiobitcoin.com
