May 15, 2026

Capitalizations Index – B ∞/21M

Bitcoin Lasagna

Bitcoin lasagna
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[Intro]
I don’t like you Shitcoins
Nothing personal kid
But I must go all out
Just this once

[Verse 1]
Ripple or EOS, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down Shitcoins I’m here to spill the real blockchain (uh)
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you shitcoins you lose, so best think you haven’t won
When I’m through with you
We’re gonna be completely fuckin’ done
‘Cause we only just begun
I review you, clap clap zero, buy bitch, HODL
So come on Shitcoins, looking hungry for some BUIDL?
Here, let me serve you bitcoin lasagna

[Chorus]
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Shitcoins ain’t nothing but a bitcoin lasagna
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Look at Shitcoins, they just crying for their momma
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Shitcoins ain’t nothing but a bitcoin lasagna
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Shitcoins just sharted in their pajama

[Verse 2]
So what are shitcoins and why you want to buy them? (ew)
I’m a money apex predator while you are just smelly (oof)
You got the whole banker population in your nation, but
I got the free world so eat your own defecation. (oops)
Shitcoin, Shatcoin wtf is that even supposed to meme?
Your code looks like it was straight up ripped from BTC
No Moon, Yes Moon, No Bakkt; Sorry
Now down with all this FUD and lets start this fucking party with some-

[Chorus]
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Look at Shitcoins, they just crying for their momma
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Shitcoins ain’t nothing but a bitcoin lasagna
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Look at Shitcoins, they just shat in their pajamas
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Shitcoins ain’t nothing but a bitcoin lasagna

[Bridge]
You got a supply of forty billion
But bitcoin will be never more than twenty one million

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