February 13, 2026

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Bitcoin Lasagna

Bitcoin lasagna
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[Intro]
I don’t like you Shitcoins
Nothing personal kid
But I must go all out
Just this once

[Verse 1]
Ripple or EOS, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down Shitcoins I’m here to spill the real blockchain (uh)
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you shitcoins you lose, so best think you haven’t won
When I’m through with you
We’re gonna be completely fuckin’ done
‘Cause we only just begun
I review you, clap clap zero, buy bitch, HODL
So come on Shitcoins, looking hungry for some BUIDL?
Here, let me serve you bitcoin lasagna

[Chorus]
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Shitcoins ain’t nothing but a bitcoin lasagna
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Look at Shitcoins, they just crying for their momma
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Shitcoins ain’t nothing but a bitcoin lasagna
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Shitcoins just sharted in their pajama

[Verse 2]
So what are shitcoins and why you want to buy them? (ew)
I’m a money apex predator while you are just smelly (oof)
You got the whole banker population in your nation, but
I got the free world so eat your own defecation. (oops)
Shitcoin, Shatcoin wtf is that even supposed to meme?
Your code looks like it was straight up ripped from BTC
No Moon, Yes Moon, No Bakkt; Sorry
Now down with all this FUD and lets start this fucking party with some-

[Chorus]
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Look at Shitcoins, they just crying for their momma
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Shitcoins ain’t nothing but a bitcoin lasagna
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Look at Shitcoins, they just shat in their pajamas
bitcoin lasagna, bitcoin lasagna
Shitcoins ain’t nothing but a bitcoin lasagna

[Bridge]
You got a supply of forty billion
But bitcoin will be never more than twenty one million

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An Interview With Kavita Gupta, ConsenSys’s Pick to Oversee Its New $50M Venture Fund

An Interview With Kavita Gupta, ConsenSys’s Pick to Oversee Its New $50M Venture Fund

ConsenSys, an Ethereum production studio based in Brooklyn, NY, is launching a $50 million venture arm, and it has picked Kavita Gupta to run it. Gupta’s job will be to oversee the new venture and help structure deals with the startups.

It is not uncommon for companies with investment capital to form their own investment arm. For the most part, the goal is to fund startups that could drive value for the parent company down the line. And, as a strategic investor, ConsenSys Ventures will be actively involved in developing startups from an early stage.

bitcoin Magazine spoke with Gupta on the phone earlier this week. She was in New York getting ready to dash off to San Francisco. ConsenSys has offices in Brooklyn and in San Francisco, and Gupta will be splitting her time between both of those offices.

She explained she will be working closely with Joseph Lubin, the founder of ConsenSys and one of the early founders of Ethereum. And, she added, naturally, ConsenSys Ventures will be looking to invest in Ethereum-based startups.

“We are looking at companies already, and we are going to deploy this as soon as we get green signals from a lawyer on the structure. Everything else is place,” said Gupta, who will be talking more about the fund at Women in STEM in San Francisco on Monday.

When asked about the overall goals of the venture, she responded, “I think, to Joe, being one of the co-founders of Ethereum, what really matters is how to basically accelerate this revolution. He wants the smartest entrepreneurs to create applications on it, to use it and start ingraining that work into our ecosystem to create companies.”

To that end, ConsenSys Ventures will be looking to invest in pre-seed, seed, and equity stage companies, she explained, adding that the fund will also be investing in pre-token sales, if the entrepreneurs decide to go the initial coin offering (ICOs) route.

Gupta described her role as overseeing the entire process while also being deeply involved with structuring deals. “Like any managing partner, I will be basically doing due diligence, looking at the companies, and structuring the deal. And, at the same time, making sure all the fiduciary duties are done,” she said. “With respect to making the decisions, it is going to be me and Joe working very closely.”

She indicated, finding good startups to invest in would not be an issue. “Once you are in ConsenSys, which is pretty much the center of the blockchain space, you don’t really have to go out looking for great companies,” she said, adding that the team was currently “looking deeply” at four to five startups, but nothing had been finalized yet.

She said she will leave the decision as to whether or not a startup should launch an ICO, up to the entrepreneurs themselves. “We help them create a business. We help them create an idea. I don’t think we are really pushing or saying that every company has to go for token sales. It makes sense for some companies, and for others, it doesn’t make sense. We want to support the entrepreneurs in whatever they do.”

Strategic funding is different than straight venture capital funding, she emphasized. “We want to believe that it is different than the traditional investment because it is sort of like a VC hedge fund. All of the companies are coming to you at a very early stage, and we want to be involved in shaping the company, with respect to business, operations, hiring, and how they are going to make money.”

As part of that, the ConsenSys Ventures will offer a range of support. “We also work as a strategic investor, helping you out both with respect to the technology solutions, because we have access to the ConsenSys ecosystem, and also to deliver the company, because a lot of people forget they have to deliver the company after that.”

She also pointed out that ConsenSys Ventures was part of a natural evolution. Two years ago, ConsenSys launched as a way to build out ideas on top of the Ethereum network. Earlier this year, ConsenSys launched ConsenSys Academy to start training engineers in how to do that work on their own. Now, ConsenSys Ventures is sort of a middle ground, offering support, but still letting entrepreneurs do their own thing.

“Now across the world, entrepreneurs are capable of building and designing — coding their own systems on Ethereum. They don’t necessarily need ConsenSys 100 percent, so how do we collaborate with them? I think Consensys Ventures is the best way to do it.”

A native of India, Gupta is a 2015 recipient of the U.N. Social Finance Innovator Award. In addition to working at the World Bank, where she headed the organization’s youth innovation fund, she has more than 10 years of experience in impact investment across a variety of companies, including McKinsey, HSBC and International Finance Corp.

She has worked in the U.S., the Middle East, South Asia and Africa. She most recently led mission investing for the family foundation of Alphabet Inc. executive Eric Schmidt.

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Trade.io Announces Confirmed Pre-ICO Partnerships With Two International Brokers That Will Adopt Trade.io Technology & Exchange For Client Trading

Investors have been anxiously awaiting the time when those huge brokerage commissions would be no more. Thanks to trade.io that time has come and early investors in this blockbuster ICO will see unheard of profits that they can actually keep without paying out that bulky commission to their “Advisor”.

[Note: This is a press release.]


Zug, Switzerland – On the heels of an announcement of Trade.io’s upcoming ICO, Trade.io can now confirm that two early adopters of this new financial trading platform will, in fact, use this trading exchange on the first day of operations. In an unusual twist, this development of early adopters will prove to be extremely profitable for early investors of this highly anticipated Initial Coin Offering.

Trade.io has already sent ripples through not only the Financial Sector but also the world of ICO investing as this ICO stands out among the rest. Most Pre-ICO’s although may have great potential, many will ultimately fail due to either a lack of interest or a lack of users. It is important to understand that Trade.io has successfully secured two regulated brokerage firms that will use the platform for trading immediately upon release, which will allow for an immediate expansion of the platform and distribution.

During a recent press event, Jim Preissler, the CEO of Trade.io was quoted as saying, “We’re fortunate to have two regulated brokers, FX Primus Europe (CY) Ltd. (FXPRIMUS) & Primus Capital Markets UK Ltd. (PCM), as early adopters of our platform. In FXPRIMUS we have an EU regulated company with hundreds of thousands of clients which could potentially utilize trade.io’s technology, and in PCM, we have an FCA regulated company with a sterling reputation and world-class regulatory oversight.”  Preissler continued, “I feel we’re in a unique position in that we have not yet launched, but are attracting interest to be first in line.”

In addition, trade.io also has commitments from private companies who wish to list on its exchange. To this, Mr. Preissler noted:

As part of our investment banking offering, we provide a service where we assist start-up and existing companies in raising capital and eventually listing on our exchange.  It’s a unique turnkey type setup, where we handle all the ‘legwork’ at a fraction of the cost and effort of a traditional IPO, so the client can focus on running its business.

Preissler continued:

An interesting company of note who approached us about listing on our exchange was THB Holdings. They are launching an innovative Super Sports Race Franchise called The Human Baton, and have aligned themselves with partners who have worked alongside such superstars as Justin Timberlake and Beyoncé.

As with any Initial Stock Offering, the key is to get in early before the stock hits the exchange. The same concept applies to ICO’s (Initial Coin Offerings). Trade.io is selling 275 million TradeTokens (TIO) via an ICO,  with the Pre-ICO starting November 7, 2017. The chance to get in early at a discounted price will end November 22, 2017, when this highly anticipated ICO is set to launch.

To learn more about how to invest in this opportunity or to visit their official website, visit trade.io or review their Whitepaper directly at https://www.trade.io/whitepaper.

Media Contact:

trade.io
Attn: Media Relations
Bahnhofstrasse 21
6300 Zug, Switzerland
Ph: +357 25 262 054
helen@trade.io


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